so heres a rant on t.c. buzz.
first let's start with the name. what in the flipping fuck does t.c. stand for? anybody know? i think maybe it stands for Try Crack Buzz. or maybe Totally Cool Buzz. or Tasty Cigarette Buzz. whatever it is. its supposed to have something to do with bee's...i think... Anyways, after we get past the totally fucked up name, and the bee which makes no snese. we enter t.c. buzz...assuming we can get past all the fucking emo kids that are always at it.
which brings us to our next point.
Anti-Conformist Clones!
Don't you love hipocracy(sp)? especially when its an anti-hipocratical hipocracy? if that didn't make sense i'll make it make sense. Emo kids seem to like to be anti-conformist. too bad at t.c. buzz they are all wearing the exact same thing. tight pants (in the middle of fucking summer) and black t-shirts! look at us all be anti-conformists and wear the exact same clothing and have our hair cut the exact same fucking way. OH BUT WAIT! here's where they express themselves DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLACK!!! omg look how rebellious they are!!?!/1/Seizure!!!11!wshift1!1one!!! they all have the exact same pants, shirts, and hair styles and colors, but they aren't conformists because they have DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLACK!!!!
as a certain friend of mine (tim) said "hey look i know that kid!...and him too! and there he is again...and again...and again...ect."
now past the fucked up name, and the fucked up people, we get to the good aspects of t.c. buzz.
the coffe's pretty good, as long as you can get to the counter (which on a night with a performance is pretty much impossible), but if you can't get it, you can't drink it you can't enjoy it. so sad
and the only Good, Easy part of tc buzz!
THE NON EMO PEOPLE!!!!!!
there are some pretty sweet people at t.c. buzz. given half of them are probably drunk or high, they are still pretty sweet to hang out with and nice and friendly. now although this next part is really under the non-emo section i feel the urge to capitalyze it. GOING TO T.C. BUZZ WILL GET YOU LAID!!!!, seriosly man it will. in the course of 10 minutes i met 3 people i had never seen before, 2 of them (seperatly) asked if i wanted to go out partying with them, which probly could have ended in getting laid by drunk people...although i probly wouldn't have remembered it...and the girls probly would have been ugly...
so there you have it A randomly named coffee shop will show you genuine american hipocracy, give you a tangy beverage, and get you laid.
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